seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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