she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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