I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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