WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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