we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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