The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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