paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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