Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I'm really busy with my period
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