You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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