Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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