Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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