One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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