he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
only if we run a train.
done.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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