I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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