Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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