Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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