Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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