The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think my mom watched the whole time
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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