I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
