Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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