i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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