Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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