the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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