I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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