ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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