He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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