i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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