If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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