Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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