Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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