I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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