farters have to be the big spoon...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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