She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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