We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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