if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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