to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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