he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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