Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
