Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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