its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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