Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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