Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just had sex on a roof
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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