I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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