He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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