Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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