Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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