Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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