He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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