As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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