There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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